Going 87 in a 35

So... Doc Brown, I caught you going 87 in a 35. Care to explain?
It's a long story.

I lost a lot of weight this weekend...

Yeah, I lost a lot of weight this weekend.

Your official Internet Award!

Congratulations! You have won the following internet award!

It looks like Jimmy is up to no good!

It looks like Jimmy is up to no good.

Things to be careful of when you're on a diet

Sorry, I'm allergic to ice cream. I break out in black eyes!

Flying by the seat of your pants!

Sometimes Bill can do nothing but fly by the seat of his pants...

What, are you Chicken?

What, are you chicken?

Who are you calling Chicken?

Al Gore's Master Plan

Al Gore's Master Plan...

Global Warming -> Go Green
Get Green -> Make Green Religion

Become "Pope Gore"

Peta Strikes Wimbledon!

PETA has launched its new campaign against Wimbledon today in response to the great pigeon war. In addition to the usual media blitzing, PETA has utilized, a 60 story PITA bread monster. The authorities at Wimbledon quickly gave in to the demands of PETA when they realized the price of Hummus. Wimbledon will no longer harm birds or flat breads while holding tennis tournaments.

If pie r squarred...

Southern folks have a different take on math...




If pie r squarred...

Ain't that called a cobbler?

Just Killing Time...

Hey Ralphie, what are you doing today?

Just killing Time!

You know it's hot when...

You know it's Hot when...

Pigs complain about sweating like fat people!

Gobstoppers and Gummy Bears are Bad for your Teeth.

Lucy was worried about more than her teeth when she heard that Gobstoppers and Gummy Bears were bad.

Gas Prices Taking a Toll on Insanity

You know gas is expensive when you can no longer afford to drive people crazy.

Looking a Gift Horse in the Mouth

Why you should never look a gift horse in the mouth!

You're on a roll now!

You're on a roll now!

Why were indians the first to settle America?

Why were Indians the first to settle America?

Because they had Reservations!

Tomato sales gone underground!

With the recent tomato scare, thousands of restaurants have pulled tomatoes off their shelves, causing a tomato shortage. As a result, many despairing consumers have gone to the black market to get their tomato fix.

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Obama's New Campain Strategy

Vote for Obama - Vote for your Nation
I knew we should have gone with the puppy idea!

I used to be a model!

I used to be a model but they kept airbrushing out my face.