Friday, October 16, 2009

Going 87 in a 35

So... Doc Brown, I caught you going 87 in a 35. Care to explain?
It's a long story.

Monday, April 13, 2009

I lost a lot of weight this weekend...

Yeah, I lost a lot of weight this weekend.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Your official Internet Award!

Congratulations! You have won the following internet award!

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

It looks like Jimmy is up to no good!

It looks like Jimmy is up to no good.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Things to be careful of when you're on a diet

Sorry, I'm allergic to ice cream. I break out in black eyes!

Monday, July 7, 2008

Flying by the seat of your pants!

Sometimes Bill can do nothing but fly by the seat of his pants...

Friday, June 27, 2008

What, are you Chicken?

What, are you chicken?

Who are you calling Chicken?

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Al Gore's Master Plan

Al Gore's Master Plan...

Global Warming -> Go Green
Get Green -> Make Green Religion

Become "Pope Gore"

Peta Strikes Wimbledon!

PETA has launched its new campaign against Wimbledon today in response to the great pigeon war. In addition to the usual media blitzing, PETA has utilized, a 60 story PITA bread monster. The authorities at Wimbledon quickly gave in to the demands of PETA when they realized the price of Hummus. Wimbledon will no longer harm birds or flat breads while holding tennis tournaments.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

If pie r squarred...

Southern folks have a different take on math...

If pie r squarred...

Ain't that called a cobbler?

Just Killing Time...

just killing time
Hey Ralphie, what are you doing today?

Just killing Time!

Monday, June 23, 2008

You know it's hot when...

You know it's Hot when...

Pigs complain about sweating like fat people!

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Gobstoppers and Gummy Bears are Bad for your Teeth.

Gobstoppers and Gummy Bears bad for your teeth
Lucy was worried about more than her teeth when she heard that Gobstoppers and Gummy Bears were bad.

Gas Prices Taking a Toll on Insanity

gas prices driving people crazy
You know gas is expensive when you can no longer afford to drive people crazy.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Looking a Gift Horse in the Mouth

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
Why you should never look a gift horse in the mouth!

Monday, June 16, 2008

Friday, June 13, 2008

Why were indians the first to settle America?

comic about Indians settling America
Why were Indians the first to settle America?

Because they had Reservations!

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Tomato sales gone underground!

With the recent tomato scare, thousands of restaurants have pulled tomatoes off their shelves, causing a tomato shortage. As a result, many despairing consumers have gone to the black market to get their tomato fix.

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Friday, June 6, 2008

Obama's New Campain Strategy

Vote for Obama - Vote for your Nation
I knew we should have gone with the puppy idea!

I used to be a model!

I used to be a model but they kept airbrushing out my face.

I used to be a model but they kept airbrushing out my face.