Thursday, July 10, 2008

Things to be careful of when you're on a diet


Sorry, I'm allergic to ice cream. I break out in black eyes!

Monday, July 7, 2008

Flying by the seat of your pants!



Sometimes Bill can do nothing but fly by the seat of his pants...

Friday, June 27, 2008

What, are you Chicken?


What, are you chicken?

Who are you calling Chicken?

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Al Gore's Master Plan



Al Gore's Master Plan...

Global Warming -> Go Green
Get Green -> Make Green Religion

Become "Pope Gore"

Peta Strikes Wimbledon!


PETA has launched its new campaign against Wimbledon today in response to the great pigeon war. In addition to the usual media blitzing, PETA has utilized, a 60 story PITA bread monster. The authorities at Wimbledon quickly gave in to the demands of PETA when they realized the price of Hummus. Wimbledon will no longer harm birds or flat breads while holding tennis tournaments.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

If pie r squarred...

Southern folks have a different take on math...




If pie r squarred...

Ain't that called a cobbler?

Just Killing Time...

just killing time
Hey Ralphie, what are you doing today?

Just killing Time!

Monday, June 23, 2008

You know it's hot when...


You know it's Hot when...

Pigs complain about sweating like fat people!

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Gobstoppers and Gummy Bears are Bad for your Teeth.

Gobstoppers and Gummy Bears bad for your teeth
Lucy was worried about more than her teeth when she heard that Gobstoppers and Gummy Bears were bad.

Gas Prices Taking a Toll on Insanity

gas prices driving people crazy
You know gas is expensive when you can no longer afford to drive people crazy.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Looking a Gift Horse in the Mouth

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
Why you should never look a gift horse in the mouth!

Monday, June 16, 2008

You're on a roll now!

You're on a role now!


You're on a roll now!

Friday, June 13, 2008

Why were indians the first to settle America?

comic about Indians settling America
Why were Indians the first to settle America?

Because they had Reservations!

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Tomato sales gone underground!



With the recent tomato scare, thousands of restaurants have pulled tomatoes off their shelves, causing a tomato shortage. As a result, many despairing consumers have gone to the black market to get their tomato fix.

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Friday, June 6, 2008

Obama's New Campain Strategy



Vote for Obama - Vote for your Nation
I knew we should have gone with the puppy idea!

I used to be a model!

I used to be a model but they kept airbrushing out my face.


I used to be a model but they kept airbrushing out my face.

Clown School Teachers on Strike

Clown College and Clown School Teachers Hold Strike


On the same day that Los Angeles teachers hold a 1 hour morning strike, clowns around the nation who are also outraged because of funding cuts are holding their own demonstrations.

Los Angeles Teachers Hold Strike (6/6/2008)

United Teachers Los Angeles, the union that represents educators in the Los Angeles Unified School District, had a one-hour strike June 6 to protest Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s proposal to slash an estimated $4 billion from the state’s education budget.

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