Things to be careful of when you're on a diet

Sorry, I'm allergic to ice cream. I break out in black eyes!

Flying by the seat of your pants!

Sometimes Bill can do nothing but fly by the seat of his pants...

What, are you Chicken?

What, are you chicken?

Who are you calling Chicken?

Al Gore's Master Plan

Al Gore's Master Plan...

Global Warming -> Go Green
Get Green -> Make Green Religion

Become "Pope Gore"

Peta Strikes Wimbledon!

PETA has launched its new campaign against Wimbledon today in response to the great pigeon war. In addition to the usual media blitzing, PETA has utilized, a 60 story PITA bread monster. The authorities at Wimbledon quickly gave in to the demands of PETA when they realized the price of Hummus. Wimbledon will no longer harm birds or flat breads while holding tennis tournaments.

If pie r squarred...

Southern folks have a different take on math...




If pie r squarred...

Ain't that called a cobbler?

Just Killing Time...

Hey Ralphie, what are you doing today?

Just killing Time!

You know it's hot when...

You know it's Hot when...

Pigs complain about sweating like fat people!

Gobstoppers and Gummy Bears are Bad for your Teeth.

Lucy was worried about more than her teeth when she heard that Gobstoppers and Gummy Bears were bad.

Gas Prices Taking a Toll on Insanity

You know gas is expensive when you can no longer afford to drive people crazy.

Looking a Gift Horse in the Mouth

Why you should never look a gift horse in the mouth!

You're on a roll now!

You're on a roll now!

Why were indians the first to settle America?

Why were Indians the first to settle America?

Because they had Reservations!

Tomato sales gone underground!

With the recent tomato scare, thousands of restaurants have pulled tomatoes off their shelves, causing a tomato shortage. As a result, many despairing consumers have gone to the black market to get their tomato fix.

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Obama's New Campain Strategy

Vote for Obama - Vote for your Nation
I knew we should have gone with the puppy idea!

I used to be a model!

I used to be a model but they kept airbrushing out my face.

Clown School Teachers on Strike

Clown College and Clown School Teachers Hold Strike

On the same day that Los Angeles teachers hold a 1 hour morning strike, clowns around the nation who are also outraged because of funding cuts are holding their own demonstrations.

Los Angeles Teachers Hold Strike (6/6/2008)

United Teachers Los Angeles, the union that represents educators in the Los Angeles Unified School District, had a one-hour strike June 6 to protest Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s proposal to slash an estimated $4 billion from the state’s education budget.

San Fernando Valley Business Journal

Jim took the stairs!

You're Outstanding!

Hillary's Exit Strategy

Is Hillary Losing Gracefully?